A Story

How I Finally Taught the Big Guy a Lesson

i did not provoke the fight, so i feel no remorse for what i was forced to do. we were arguing, and seeing that i was right and he was wrong, he decided to fight to cover for his stupidity.

he swung at me first, but being in the top of condition, i was able to act quickly and block the punch with my ear. whereupon i jumped to the ground, knocking him down on top of me. then i placed my ear in his mouth and poked his finger several times with my eye.

his teeth hurt so much from the strength of my ear that he became irate and tried to kick me but i cleverly blocked the onslaught with my ribs and face. i scrambled to my feet and ran to my car in hopes that i would get away and save this man from my deadly hands. before i could start the car, he pulled me from the still open door. i then proceeded to swing at him, but only managed to hit myself in the head. to this i said, "whats this? two against one?" that was the final straw- i lost all control. there will be no mercy!

taking him in my death grip, i pounded him in the knee with my stomach- then hit him two or three times hard in the fist with my teeth. he had had it! i could tell. after that, he didnt even try to pick me up off the ground. he was too chicken!!!

perspective is everything