here we have three contestants vying for "absolute nastiest attempts of facial hair ever known to have been attempted, much less caught on camera" ever recorded since mankind starting being intelligent enough to make fun of itself.
redneck #1
Jason "my life is never-ending constipation" McCoy
whitetrash #2
Garlan "i'm trying to pass gas" McCoy
whitetrash #2Garlan "i'm trying to pass gas" McCoy
brownstain #3Darek "i just relieved myself" McCoy
so lets hear it people. who would you vote for? all three are perfectly capable of taking home the coveted prize. but mind you, this isnt a competition you want to win. jokes, jabs, poke-fun-ofs, cut-downs, make-a-mockery-of-you, and zingers are all welcome in comments. we're mccoys, we can take it!
6 comments:
I vote for Jason all the way. That is some nasty facial hair!
i think you def won. you look like you beat your wife.
i don't like it.
I say you won, G. Def. white trashin' it. Where's your pick-up? And your pit bull on a chain?
erin
what? not a single vote for Derelique? I was the FIRST to do that in 6th grade! J and G were college students before they grew 1 whisker! Altho J has the Clark Kent slick 'do and G has the womanly vest to add to their ensemble so those are tough to beat. I concede then.
(and why're you so mad on the chair lift G? is that cause you're a lame 2-planker still? waste! join this century on the slopes my young one)
I think it would be between Jason and G but it goes to Jason because of the nice due on top as well. Stay classy Jason.
wow - i too am surprised to see no votes for the browntrash. i'm sure that's because he's looking hot in his boarding gear. plus he has his hot boarding wife next to him! but yeah, J and G = the whitest of all trash that is white!!!
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