the other day as i'm sitting in the wilk enjoying a wonderfully delicious subway sandwich (i'm on the jared diet), this girl comes up and asks if i wouldnt mind taking a questionaire. uhhhh, yes but only b/c i'm not busy AT ALL at the moment. it went something like this:
"do you smile at people when you walk by them?"
"if i smile at you right now will YOU keep walking?"
"what % of the time would you say you smile or are smiled at?"
"what % of the time can a man sit down and enjoy his lunch w/out interruption?"
"what does someone smiling at you mean to you?"
"if ya want my body and ya think i'm sexy, come on shuga smile at me..."
"why do you smile at other people?"
"if i want their body and i think they're sexy, then i smile at them!"
"mmmm, that sandwich looks good, 'can i have some'?"
"LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING!"
-(girl runs away screaming). a man cant even satisfy his man-hunger anymore without being pestered by questions about why, who, what, where, when, how people smile. i smile cause i'm nice and i think its courteous okay? and when people dont smile back i put 'em in headlocks and staple the corners of their mouth to their cheeks so they wont forget to smile next time! take that answer to your next class period. smiling should be a common courtesy and unless you only have gums to show, everyone should smile more often!
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gums or no gums...smile already. i can't stand it when no one smiles at me. i take it personal. you are good at making me smile. i love that you are posting again.
hahaha "lay off me I'm starving!" Oh man how I miss Farley...his greatest hits were on TV the other night "Daaaaaaaaaaaa Bears da bears da bears...." I still laugh like it's the first time I'm seeing those skits "We're gonna be buddies, we're gonna be pals! Here's you, here's me..."
It gets really annoying people asking me to take surveys or stop me in the streets and it's kinda sad how jaded I know I've become b/c of it. Walking around a big city does that to ya...someone trying to throw a newspaper in your face (seriously, I'll buy one if I want to read it), cell phone dudes at the mall (look at me, do I look like I don't already HAVE a cell phone?), granola chicks and dudes on the street to sign their "save the planet" petitions while I have to smell their sick dreads and greasy clothes, the petitioners in front of the grocery store needing 5,000 signatures so that their corrupt uncle can run for city council, and the super rude panhandlers who give you the puppy dog, sad face and when you don't have any change they curse at you as you walk by. Really?
Anyway, smiles are a common courtesy, lighten up world. (As I obviously need to!)
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