Toilet Tunes

i'm not quite sure whether or not i like the idea of having music played in the bathroom, but nonetheless, this is what brings the thought to mind: i'm sitting at my desk hard at work when i feel the unmistakable pang of mr. bladder letting me know its time to take care of business. so i take a stroll down the hallway and saunter into the mens room, but alas, to my wonderous surprise, there is a sweet melody floating in the air. yes, actual music playing in the doo-doo room. now i thought it a bit ironic that the song i heard playing was "beautiful" by james blunt. i dont know about ya'lls, but beauty isnt exactly what i think of when in the process of relieving myself. in fact, in most cases, what occurs behind those doors is quite the opposite. and so i couldnt help but let out a little chuckle as i picture myself sitting there while listening to "we shared a moment that will last to the end." we shared a moment alright. but instead of a chorus of "you're beautiful" it would be more along the lines of "you're coming out, i dont care how long it takes" type thing.

what about you folks? fans of music while disposing of bodily waste? i kinda think of it along the lines of reading the newspaper while dookying, which i wholeheartedly disagree with. i'm in there to accomplish one thing: get in and get out. i dont want to sit there and read about sports, news or any other otherwise good thing while i'm stinkin up the place. its not supposed to be a reprieve, or a rest. you have a "doody" to do, so get it done and be on with your day. but with music you dont have to actually "doo" anything, you just sit. so maybe a little classical would help with the process? maybe get the muscles relaxed a bit more? but then why would i want to associate something so beautiful as classical music with sitting on the john? maybe some other type of music? ah, thats where you come in james blunt, b/c you're about as beautiful as the stuff that comes outta my bum bum. perhaps thats a fitting song then. "but its time to face the truth. i will never like to poo." or better yet "when you were coming out i had a frown. but then i smiled while i flushed you down." i could go on, but you get the picture. anyways, just thought i'd fill ya in on my day. let me know your thoughts on 'boogety beats of the bathroom'

ps. do you ever laugh out loud when writing your own posts? i just did